Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Nov 26, 2015 10:27:38 GMT
It sounded like another domestic violence case for police in Sydney after multiple calls about a man shouting "I'm going to kill you, you are dead", along with high pitched screams and furniture being tossed around - however all was not as it seemed.
Police: "Where's your wife."
Male: "Umm I don't have one."
Police: "Where's your girlfriend."
Male: "Umm I don't have one."
Police: "We had a report of a domestic and a women screaming, where is she?"
Male: "I don't know what you're talking about I live alone."
Police: "Come on people clearly heard you yelling you were going to kill her and furniture getting thrown around the unit."
At this point the male became very sheepish.
Police: "Come on , what have you done to her."
Male: "It was a spider."
Police: "Sorry??"
Male: "It was a spider, a really big one!!"
Police: "What about the women screaming?"
Male: "Yeah sorry that was me, I really, really hate spiders"
The man had been trying to exterminate the spider using an anti-bug spray.
Police say after a look around the apartment that they were happy to report that no-one was injured... except for the spider.
Keep your sense of humour, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humour it just isn't funny anymore