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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Nov 22, 2015 0:13:10 GMT
This has to be hard to beat for that title Peter Freuchen
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Post by Nats on Nov 22, 2015 0:43:19 GMT
Cor is all I can say
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Post by lamia on Nov 22, 2015 1:31:59 GMT
Something for men to aim for, I suppose.
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Post by catweasel on Nov 22, 2015 1:52:49 GMT
yes tis a noble aspiration that one learn to whittle a frozen turd into a kitchen knife
its a lot harder than turning a bread roll into a peach
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Post by catweasel on Nov 22, 2015 1:54:03 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2015 2:31:26 GMT
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Post by ulg on Nov 23, 2015 7:44:04 GMT
i know how to put a watermelon into the microwave and turn it into a make-shift vagina.
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Post by catweasel on Nov 23, 2015 8:22:21 GMT
do you have to wait for it to cool a little?
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Post by catweasel on Nov 23, 2015 8:32:56 GMT
would a rockmelon be an upgrade? or a nice pawpaw?
spose a watermelon doesnt whine when the rugby is on and you can boot it out of the bed when youre done
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Post by ulg on Nov 23, 2015 8:44:42 GMT
would a rockmelon be an upgrade? or a nice pawpaw? spose a watermelon doesnt whine when the rugby is on and you can boot it out of the bed when youre done ...only problem is the pips can sometimes lodge in the head of your willy.
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Post by catweasel on Nov 23, 2015 9:23:20 GMT
exfoliant?
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Nov 23, 2015 10:14:25 GMT
Wire brush?
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Post by catweasel on Nov 23, 2015 18:22:04 GMT
turds are a lot easier to work with when they are not frozen
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