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Post by catweasel on Oct 30, 2015 16:49:04 GMT
as i sit here broken hearted ive lost my bob our ways have parted like a faithful dog he followed me round until the boss put him in the ground now hes gone my hearts asunder hes beyond my reach six feet under yes hes gone hanged drawn and quartered and i only just got his avvy sorted i'll always remember those hang dog eyes his razor wit his way with guys we'll meet again in hell of that theres little doubt i will toast marshmallows he'll bitch about his gout i'll pray for bob hes into god theyre nekkid in hell lucky sod bob was everything to which i do aspire now hes down with lucifer hes probably on fire a superman was bob oaths cussed and sworn but at least i have the comfort of knowing hes nice and warm so bye bye bob old pal it really was a slice but youre just too antisocial we need someone nice    |
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Post by catweasel on Oct 30, 2015 16:50:09 GMT
fuck i crack myself up
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Post by catweasel on Oct 30, 2015 17:01:04 GMT
hes gone
*sniffle*
this ones for you bob
youll always be in my heart
goodbye
sweet prince
goodbye
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Post by catweasel on Oct 30, 2015 17:02:16 GMT
 i miss him already
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Post by catweasel on Oct 30, 2015 17:07:40 GMT
ahhhh well
spose we'll just
hose the place down
spray a bit of deodorizer around
and move on
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Post by rita on Oct 30, 2015 18:15:41 GMT
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Post by catweasel on Oct 30, 2015 20:49:50 GMT
time for one last
Bob joke
t should explain a bit first
in the states
the word 'jones'
is used
to be wanting something real bad
once again it was generated by the drug culture
to be jonesing
is to be really wanting some cocaine
or some more cocaine
cos you always want another
i think it came from
the saying
keeping up with the Jones's
i'll use it in a sentence
"The boys were jonesing real bad
so they all went over to Tyrones
to do some rails"
there was a song in the 70's
called
Basketball Jones
bout a kid in the off season
waiting for basketball to start
anyway
before i digress any further
im really missing Bob
i think i have a
BoB Jones
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Post by catweasel on Oct 30, 2015 20:52:12 GMT
eva since i was a little boy
i been dribbling
then my mother brought me a
basketball
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Post by Nats on Oct 30, 2015 20:57:49 GMT
They fawn & sing his praises some are latched on to his ( every word he posts)
The jellyfish will not man up & post all his accusations towards posters.
Then again others will let him use their account for here for him to use, They just can't help themselves.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2015 20:58:25 GMT
 At Weas.
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Post by missyaggravation on Oct 30, 2015 21:18:09 GMT
They fucking hate him
But anyone who hates anyone you hate is useful.
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Post by Nats on Oct 30, 2015 21:30:47 GMT
They fucking hate him But anyone who hates anyone you hate is useful. On the upside it's keeping boards alive across the Interweb some good has come from it all. |
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Post by rita on Oct 31, 2015 0:23:09 GMT
wheres my posts??
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Post by catweasel on Oct 31, 2015 0:46:56 GMT
which ones aunty?
i moved the threads
but didnt delete posts
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Nov 10, 2015 11:26:52 GMT
as i sit here broken hearted ive lost my bob our ways have parted like a faithful dog he followed me round until the boss put him in the ground now hes gone my hearts asunder hes beyond my reach six feet under yes hes gone hanged drawn and quartered and i only just got his avvy sorted i'll always remember those hang dog eyes his razor wit his way with guys we'll meet again in hell of that theres little doubt i will toast marshmallows he'll bitch about his gout i'll pray for bob hes into god theyre nekkid in hell lucky sod bob was everything to which i do aspire now hes down with lucifer hes probably on fire a superman was bob oaths cussed and sworn but at least i have the comfort of knowing hes nice and warm so bye bye bob old pal it really was a slice but youre just too antisocial we need someone nice I missed this.... beautiful words Mr Weasel  |
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