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Post by Nats on Oct 28, 2015 23:24:30 GMT
For those of my generation who do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook exists:
I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the
same principles.
Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passersby what I
have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night
before, what I will do later, and with whom.
I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening,
taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in
front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what
anybody and everybody does every day.
I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and
tell them I like them.
And it works just like Facebook. I already have four people following
me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2015 0:03:27 GMT
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Post by rita on Oct 29, 2015 1:05:40 GMT
I use the same principles and I can block and defriend them too lol
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Post by catweasel on Oct 29, 2015 1:18:02 GMT
do you post lots of cat videos? what about pithy adages and feel good memes? are you bombarding people with game requests and notifications?
if not then it might pay to lift your game hate to see you get defriended for not keeping up
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Post by catweasel on Oct 29, 2015 1:21:37 GMT
nearly forgot most important make sure you put up plenty of selfies at least three a day
even better if you can snapchat them to all your facebook friends as well
tweeting what you had for tea and how big a dump you took this morning is also recommended
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Post by rita on Oct 29, 2015 1:39:39 GMT
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Post by Nats on Oct 29, 2015 1:53:30 GMT
nearly forgot most important make sure you put up plenty of selfies at least three a day even better if you can snapchat them to all your facebook friends as well tweeting what you had for tea and how big a dump you took this morning is also recommended Hey you that's our good moaning thread content
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2015 3:08:31 GMT
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Post by missyaggravation on Oct 29, 2015 3:15:22 GMT
I usually take a couple
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Post by Bob Pretending to be choco on Oct 29, 2015 3:38:14 GMT
Bless your shitty liver child
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Post by missyaggravation on Oct 29, 2015 3:44:39 GMT
My liver is clean as a whistle
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