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Post by ulg on Aug 27, 2015 21:25:34 GMT
...But you thought they were a Female at the time?  |
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Aug 28, 2015 2:31:03 GMT
 you made a mistake Gherkin.... move on... no need to dwell on it any further  |
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Post by missyaggravation on Aug 28, 2015 2:37:10 GMT
Depends if they also had a cock and balls Gherkin.
Why you ask, Grasshopper?
Someone forget to give you a reach-around?
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Post by ulg on Aug 28, 2015 5:07:49 GMT
Depends if they also had a cock and balls Gherkin. Why you ask, Grasshopper? Someone forget to give you a reach-around? I just thought she really liked anal,...should of guessed something was wrong , she had a hairy ashole.  |
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Post by andri on Aug 28, 2015 6:57:39 GMT
I would class your night as gayless ignorance lol
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Post by ulg on Aug 28, 2015 9:23:43 GMT
....and in the night she got up to go to the toilet,...sounded like a horse pissing into a bucket.
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Post by missyaggravation on Aug 28, 2015 10:57:11 GMT
I sound like that
Let off a few farts too, usually
My turds thunder down the bowl
the explosion as they hit water reverberates round the bathroom
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Post by ulg on Aug 28, 2015 21:20:59 GMT
I sound like that Let off a few farts too, usually My turds thunder down the bowl the explosion as they hit water reverberates round the bathroom Man you sound HOT , wanna get freaky with me? |
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Post by missyaggravation on Aug 29, 2015 1:24:53 GMT
Nah
Rather have a marrow than a Gherkin.
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Post by ulg on Aug 29, 2015 3:48:14 GMT
Nah Rather have a marrow than a Gherkin. you fuck vegetables........do you cook them afterwards?  |
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Post by missyaggravation on Aug 29, 2015 5:00:00 GMT
I prefer my men able bodied and sentient  |
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Post by ulg on Aug 29, 2015 9:30:04 GMT
I prefer my men able bodied and sentient its funny you say that , as a chick told me today i am the best fuck she ever had.....also the most considerate lover....just sayin'  |
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