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catweasel
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how problems should be solved Aug 5, 2015 19:45:54 GMT

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Post by catweasel on Aug 5, 2015 19:45:54 GMT

after sir bobs
ignominious exit from an air nz flight
a couple of months back
he has done what any self respecting tycoon should
and brought himself a private jet

no more rubbing shoulders
with the filthy masses
no more slumming with the hoi polloi
at the baggage carousel
and best of all
no hopped up compliance driven shrews
squawking at you to sit upright
and fold your tray
and watch this do that

its flash too

bob is stoked to have taken delivery
of his flash new toy
and is kicking himself for not doing it
years ago

www.stuff.co.nz/business/luxury/70864065/sir-bob-jones-buys-private-jet-and-takes-aim-at-infantile-air-nz

i used to do a lot
of drugs
i still do
but i used to
too.

Imbannedeverywhere Administrator Posts: 3,470	how problems should be solved Aug 5, 2015 21:01:24 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Aug 5, 2015 21:01:24 GMT Peter Jacksons has a toilet www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/8728148/Jackson-takes-to-skies-in-80m-style
	Keep your sense of humour, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humour it just isn't funny anymore

catweasel Global Moderator Posts: 3,142	how problems should be solved Aug 5, 2015 21:58:37 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by catweasel on Aug 5, 2015 21:58:37 GMT bob just takes a shit out the window
	i used to do a lot of drugs i still do but i used to too.

Imbannedeverywhere Administrator Posts: 3,470	how problems should be solved Aug 5, 2015 22:00:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Aug 5, 2015 22:00:19 GMT Aug 5, 2015 21:58:37 GMT catweasel said: bob just takes a shit out the window Bob Jones.... New Zealand's Chuck Norris
	Keep your sense of humour, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humour it just isn't funny anymore

catweasel Global Moderator Posts: 3,142	how problems should be solved Aug 5, 2015 22:03:03 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by catweasel on Aug 5, 2015 22:03:03 GMT chuck looks under the bed at night just in case bobs under there
	i used to do a lot of drugs i still do but i used to too.

Imbannedeverywhere Administrator Posts: 3,470	how problems should be solved Aug 5, 2015 22:14:11 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Aug 5, 2015 22:14:11 GMT
	Keep your sense of humour, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humour it just isn't funny anymore

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how problems should be solved

Post by catweasel on Aug 5, 2015 19:45:54 GMT

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