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Post by Nats on Aug 4, 2015 20:53:21 GMT
On Tuesday Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog announced their separation, conveniently setting a new dynamic for the upcoming The Muppets television show.
In a joint statement posted online, the glamorous and fame-obsessed Miss Piggy and upbeat, affable amphibian Kermit said they will not be involved romantically, but will continue working together on television and other projects.
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Post by missyaggravation on Aug 4, 2015 20:56:03 GMT
It's not easy being green.
Time to bust out the Kermit jokes?
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Post by catweasel on Aug 4, 2015 21:04:58 GMT
so miss piggys
available then?
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Post by Nats on Aug 4, 2015 21:09:48 GMT
so miss piggys available then? So is Kermit |
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Post by catweasel on Aug 4, 2015 21:20:16 GMT
arent frogs
asexual?
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Post by Nats on Aug 4, 2015 21:22:30 GMT
I would still  him if it means I would get me a prince  |
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Post by missyaggravation on Aug 4, 2015 21:25:27 GMT
No Wees
That's stuff like amoebas and plankton that can split in half to make a baby
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Post by catweasel on Aug 4, 2015 21:25:25 GMT
bro's probly hung like a
horse
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Post by catweasel on Aug 4, 2015 21:27:01 GMT
No Wees That's stuff like amoebas and plankton that can split in half to make a baby biologist i am not so you need two frogs huh? ive never seen a frog cock |
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Post by missyaggravation on Aug 4, 2015 21:29:40 GMT
Wait for Miss Piggy's revenge porn
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Post by catweasel on Aug 4, 2015 21:31:16 GMT
*waits*
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Aug 5, 2015 0:35:20 GMT
 Thats a good laugh for the start of my online day .... crack up 
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Post by Nats on Aug 5, 2015 0:37:54 GMT
Look our boss made the ton in posts do you get a new star?  |
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Post by missyaggravation on Aug 5, 2015 0:40:18 GMT
Thats a good laugh for the start of my online day .... crack up Great this thread has spawned some crackling good humour. |
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Aug 5, 2015 0:41:30 GMT
Look our boss made the ton in posts do you get a new star? I think thats it for me  ... the maximum seams to be 5  |
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Post by Nats on Aug 5, 2015 0:49:05 GMT
Look our boss made the ton in posts do you get a new star? I think thats it for me ... the maximum seams to be 5 Congrats on the posts  |
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Post by andri on Aug 5, 2015 0:53:18 GMT
Finally kermit gets
to live a good life.
He was too good for or miss piggy.
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Post by andri on Aug 5, 2015 0:54:39 GMT
Wonder what Cinderella is doing.
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Aug 5, 2015 0:57:41 GMT
Probably still leaving parties before they get pumping |
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Post by andri on Aug 5, 2015 1:11:11 GMT
Lol.
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Post by catweasel on Aug 5, 2015 1:15:01 GMT
do you reckon miss piggys
vajayjay
smells like bacon?
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Post by catweasel on Aug 5, 2015 1:15:37 GMT
or frog sperm?
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Post by catweasel on Aug 5, 2015 1:15:56 GMT
yesterdays
cos they be split
now
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Post by catweasel on Aug 5, 2015 1:16:29 GMT
somebody stop me
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Post by Nats on Aug 5, 2015 1:20:27 GMT
we having pork chop for tea tonight I will be giggling about this thread.
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Thats a good laugh for the start of my online day .... crack up 
