The Joke Thread

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.

What do they say? the priest inquired.

They say, Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?

That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. 'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.

Thank you, the woman responded, this may very well be the solution. The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.

As he ushered her in, she saw that his male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun? There was stunned silence.

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"

Camila, Duchess of Cornwall wore a pair of new shoes for her wedding.
That night, when the celebration was over and they retired to their room,
She flopped on the bed and said, "Charles darling, please remove my shoes. My feet are killing me."
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales tried the right shoe but the shoe would
not budge.
"Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder".
Charles yelled back: "I'm trying darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed,
"Oh God, that feels so good!"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh my God, darling! This one's even tighter!"
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen,
"That's my boy! He served in the Navy.
Once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral!"

Lets try it then you will have your answer stick

Oh excuse me.
You go for it then.

He likes em like that

To much fat not good for ya heart. Smell the fat sizzling on the spit roast

You got me all hot now  lusting for it are you ready

always ready me so hurry up

Are you pretty scary then Far Que?