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Jul 30, 2015 23:56:26 GMT
Post by Nats on Jul 30, 2015 23:56:26 GMT
Headline news as from today all frontline police will be carrying tasers. Just as well I have thick skin.
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Jul 31, 2015 0:00:24 GMT
Post by catweasel on Jul 31, 2015 0:00:24 GMT
only got one shot tho
too bad if theres two that need to be dropped
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Jul 31, 2015 0:05:41 GMT
Post by Nats on Jul 31, 2015 0:05:41 GMT
only got one shot tho too bad if theres two that need to be dropped Hmmmmmm thinking of rent crowd to test them. |
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Jul 31, 2015 0:10:07 GMT
Post by catweasel on Jul 31, 2015 0:10:07 GMT
cyclists
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Jul 31, 2015 0:12:38 GMT
Post by Nats on Jul 31, 2015 0:12:38 GMT
Those lycra glad boys nerf water gun or as my Mr does a couple taps of diesel fumes gets em going. |
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Jul 31, 2015 0:21:53 GMT
Post by catweasel on Jul 31, 2015 0:21:53 GMT
i once hit one
with a small pumpkin
ejected from the tail end
of dads ute
it was a righteous shot
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Jul 31, 2015 0:30:05 GMT
Post by missyaggravation on Jul 31, 2015 0:30:05 GMT
The first attempt at sitting my license I had the arseholiest cop beside me
Sour, overgrown and sadistic
Well known and hated by driver in the area
Smiley he was called
I drove over the railway crossing at 50ks
He hit his head
Hard
On the ceiling of Mums car
I failed
But didn't mind one bit
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Jul 31, 2015 0:35:54 GMT
Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Jul 31, 2015 0:35:54 GMT
The first attempt at sitting my license I had the arseholiest cop beside me Sour, overgrown and sadistic Well known and hated by driver in the area Smiley he was called I drove over the railway crossing at 50ks He hit his head Hard On the ceiling of Mums car I failed But didn't mind one bit When I sat my licence I had Wanganuis No1 asshole cop.... officer Cate...... we got rid of him from the regular MOT, because one night when I was out driving my mates around, he showed my  messy pete what his torch was for when the idiot asked him  Didnt get tossed from the MOT though, just stcuk on truck weighing duties from then on.... still doing it I beleive....anyway..Im rambling. He was a large fella, and didnt like having to fold himself into my mini to take me for the road test... broke a number of rules...asked him when we finished....did I pass?..... he said...... not even close, but I am not getting into that tiny car again, so come inside and I will issue your licence  |
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Jul 31, 2015 0:38:30 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2015 0:38:30 GMT
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Jul 31, 2015 0:43:51 GMT
Post by catweasel on Jul 31, 2015 0:43:51 GMT
i sat my license on my fifteenth
birthday
the cop testing me
made me drive to the levin mall
where he picked up his drycleaning
and then drive to his place
to drop it off
i passed
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Jul 31, 2015 0:49:24 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2015 0:49:24 GMT
I took mine when 21 I had 2- 2hour driving lessons, then told I was ready for my license. So off to the borough council offices as you did back then. The cop got me to do a 3 point turn, then a handbrake hill start, asked me if I knew the right hand rule, before I could tell him, he recited it to me. Then said drive back to my office and get your license. That was 1963.  |
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Jul 31, 2015 1:54:12 GMT
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Post by missyaggravation on Jul 31, 2015 1:54:12 GMT
Lol
Great yarns
I too was 15
I remind my husband when the occasion arises that I've been driving since he was still at primary school
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Jul 31, 2015 2:05:54 GMT
Post by catweasel on Jul 31, 2015 2:05:54 GMT
im a shit driver i run into things and swerve off the road and generally dont concentrate i can spot a quail at 500 meters in a patch of scrub in a mving vehicle but not a road marker post 10 meters in front of me  |
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Jul 31, 2015 2:12:38 GMT
Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Jul 31, 2015 2:12:38 GMT
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Jul 31, 2015 2:15:35 GMT
Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Jul 31, 2015 2:15:35 GMT
im a shit driver i run into things and swerve off the road and generally dont concentrate i can spot a quail at 500 meters in a patch of scrub in a mving vehicle but not a road marker post 10 meters in front of me I am the opposite... eyes glued to the road.... many a time one of my mates has asked me if I am snobbing them, as they had recently been waving like crazy at me from the side of the road, and I have driven straight passed without acknowledging them |
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Jul 31, 2015 2:19:08 GMT
Post by catweasel on Jul 31, 2015 2:19:08 GMT
like den mother
she doesnt turn her head for anything
thats why she does all our driving
i just sit beside her
snorting snuff
smoking pot and being in charge of the tunes
thats plenty enough
for ol weasel
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Jul 31, 2015 2:20:23 GMT
Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2015 2:20:23 GMT
I'm the same IBE. Never see anyone when I'm driving unless I recognize their number plate. Full concentration all the time.  |
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Jul 31, 2015 2:27:16 GMT
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Post by missyaggravation on Jul 31, 2015 2:27:16 GMT
Try that in a full 7 seater!
*rolls eyes*
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Didnt get tossed from the MOT though, just stcuk on truck weighing duties from then on.... still doing it I beleive....anyway..Im rambling.
