Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2015 19:02:09 GMT
Little Dennis came home from his Koondoola school one day slightly confused.
His Mother was Jewish and his father was an Aboriginal.
So Dennis asks, "Mummy, am I more Jewish or more Aboriginal?"
"What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him.
So, when his father arrived home, Little Dennis asks the same question,
"Daddy, am I more Jewish or more Aboriginal?"
"What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if
you're more Jewish or more Aboriginal?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this Dad. Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle
for $50, and I don't know whether to Jew him down to $25, or wait until it's dark and steal the f*****g thing."
His Mother was Jewish and his father was an Aboriginal.
So Dennis asks, "Mummy, am I more Jewish or more Aboriginal?"
"What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him.
So, when his father arrived home, Little Dennis asks the same question,
"Daddy, am I more Jewish or more Aboriginal?"
"What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if
you're more Jewish or more Aboriginal?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this Dad. Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle
for $50, and I don't know whether to Jew him down to $25, or wait until it's dark and steal the f*****g thing."
