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Post by Nats on Dec 24, 2022 3:01:27 GMT
Twas christmas and all thru the house
There's not even a breadcrumb for the mouse
Here on the board I wish you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Post by Theresa Green on Dec 24, 2022 20:48:04 GMT
Right back at ya Nats and to all the lurkers.  |
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Post by Nats on Dec 27, 2022 1:43:03 GMT
A BOXING DAY POO You sit upon the toilet With everything prepared You're feeling quite excited but A little bloody scared! That huge amount of Christmas nosh Has turned into a log And now the fateful time has come To flush it down the bog! But first you must expel the beast And so you start to strain, You bite down on a piece of wood To take away the pain But oh my god, its bloody huge It's like you're giving birth! You sweat and push and  and shake and strain for all your worth. And then that magic moment comes, That fills your soul with cheer, A turd the size of King Kongs arm Emerges from your rear. And like a bomb it hits the pan Thus lightening your mood, And making room inside your guts For lots more Christmas food! |
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