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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 10, 2015 21:01:04 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 14, 2015 9:01:27 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2015 20:21:05 GMT
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Post by missyaggravation on Dec 14, 2015 21:42:53 GMT
You cannot unsee those crooked eyes once you notice them
Something was amiss in his genetics
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2015 21:58:12 GMT
He always looks like he is off his face to me.
Sounds like it half the time too.
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 14, 2015 23:14:21 GMT
Its coke eye  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2016 23:58:10 GMT
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Post by Nats on Mar 7, 2016 0:21:18 GMT
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.
One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
'Oh my God - Hurry!
Grab your clothes and jump out the window.
My husband's home early!'
'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'
'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied.
'He's gotta hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain.
He quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.
After a little while a small group of runners who had
been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.
'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'
Another runner moved a long side.
'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?'
'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly.
'That way I can getdressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked,
'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'
'Nope.. just when it's raining.
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Jun 13, 2016 11:30:12 GMT
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Post by Nats on Jun 16, 2016 23:17:14 GMT
Because its been another one of those weeks, and we could all do with a giggle  An american doctor said, "ya'll know medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one man,put it in another and have him looking for work in 6wks." ...the english doc laughed, "by gosh thats nothing..we can take a lung out of one person,put it in another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks." ...the ozzy flyin doctor grinned, "nah  ," he said, "we can take half a heart out of 1 person,put it in another and have them both looking for work in 2wks." ...Doctor Ropata shook his head with a cheeky grin, "pfft thats nothing bro," he said,"we just took this fulla with no brain..made him prime minister..and now the whole country's looking for work!" |
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Post by Nats on Jul 16, 2016 6:43:00 GMT
Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze. 1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. ' 2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?' 1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!' 2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!' 1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?' 2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!' 3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar.' 1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?' 3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no dick |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2016 7:35:45 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Oct 4, 2016 8:07:37 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Oct 4, 2016 8:16:25 GMT
Not for you Brillz  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2016 8:20:41 GMT
OMG! Not for my innocent eyes either tyvm  |
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Oct 4, 2016 8:24:45 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2016 8:27:14 GMT
cant make out what the last one is?  Not for your eyes then either is it?  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2016 21:12:09 GMT
Not for you Brillz I love looking at them all fluffed up like that, especially when the sky is gorgeous and blue. |
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Oct 10, 2016 5:24:46 GMT
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