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Post by missyaggravation on Dec 1, 2015 10:32:20 GMT
Ha funny IBE
The hulk one gave me a pang of loneliness for Steve lol
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 2, 2015 18:18:01 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 3, 2015 13:22:41 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2015 19:18:17 GMT
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Post by Nats on Dec 3, 2015 20:17:40 GMT
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"..
..I just lost it......."CASE DISMISSED!!"
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 4, 2015 3:04:28 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 4, 2015 3:29:49 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 6, 2015 2:56:37 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 7, 2015 5:58:43 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2015 23:45:12 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 8, 2015 6:40:14 GMT
Keyhole for drunk people  |
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 9, 2015 6:47:35 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 9, 2015 7:12:54 GMT
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Post by Nats on Dec 9, 2015 8:00:25 GMT
ehe!!!
An old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, 'Where are you going?'
He replies, 'I'm going to the doctor.'
She says, 'Why, are you sick?'
He says, 'Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.'
Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
He says, 'Where the heck are you going'?
She answers, 'I'm going to the doctor, too.'
He says, 'Why, what do you need?'
She says, 'If you're going to start using that rusty old thing,
I'm getting a Tetanus shot.'
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 9, 2015 10:56:55 GMT
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Post by Nats on Dec 9, 2015 18:48:16 GMT
A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.
This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"
"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 10, 2015 2:29:40 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 10, 2015 2:42:05 GMT
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