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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2016 5:33:35 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2016 5:33:54 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2016 5:41:58 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2016 5:43:16 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Nov 24, 2016 21:17:05 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Nov 27, 2016 11:52:33 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Nov 30, 2016 13:37:40 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Nov 30, 2016 20:26:35 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2016 23:15:36 GMT
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Post by Nats on Dec 1, 2016 2:15:24 GMT
Rather cheeky aren't they  |
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Dec 1, 2016 3:57:40 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Jan 7, 2017 8:53:22 GMT
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Post by Nats on Jan 9, 2017 21:04:50 GMT
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood.
The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman watches her neighbour hang the washed laundry outside.
"That laundry is not very clean", she said, "she doesn't know how to wash correctly.
Perhaps she needs better laundry soap."
Her husband looked on, but remained silent.
Every time her neighbour would hang her washed clothes to dry, the young woman would make the same comments.
About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband:
"Look! She has learnt how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this."
The husband said: "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows!"
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And so it is with life:
What we see when we are watching others, depends on the purity of the window through which we look.
Our life is a creation of our mind !!!
So let us remember this Story of 'Dirty Laundry' and clean our windows before commenting or concluding on others. Life will look more beautiful !!!
- Author Unknown.
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Post by Nats on Jan 12, 2017 4:48:29 GMT
A guy walked into the Whangarei Winz office to load his benefit on his green card.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing the Benefit. I'd really rather have a job."
The case manager behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent..
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2017 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This
is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The case manager said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2017 6:12:52 GMT
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Post by Imbannedeverywhere on Jul 31, 2017 0:34:35 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2017 0:41:08 GMT
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