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Post by andri on Nov 22, 2016 19:46:42 GMT
Many years ago Dave and I decided to have a drink at home as the kids were at mums for the weekend. We got pretty hammered but only had a couple of cans left and it was 20 minutes to closing time at the liquor store.
I wouldn't allow Dave to jump on the car to grab some more cans. He says come on, we're having fun. "No". So he says, I'll be back with some beer soon.
Puzzled I thought, he won't make it even if he runs. He jumps on our 8 yr old sons little dirt bike lol Anyway 20 mins later he rocks up with another box and says "That bike is awesome" lol
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Post by andri on Nov 22, 2016 20:11:54 GMT
 Here's the bike lol |
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Post by Nats on Nov 22, 2016 20:15:36 GMT
Think I might of told this before.
Group of friends on their xmas shout in a small town about 20k from where they lived, so we helped them out by having a little fun the
police The poilce had set up usual drink drive stop go pulled us up asked what we were doing we said Pig Hunting so they set to
tip our van out looking for firearms etc ( hubby had F A licence) When the cops finally realised what we meant by Pig Hunting they told us to
piss off.
meanwhile all our friends drove by on their way home Thanked us
for keeping the "Pigs" off their backs
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2016 20:18:32 GMT
there was this one time
in prison
I had just sat down to eat my breakfast
and the loud speaker says for me to report to the guard office after breakfast
so I stop at the toilet and take a piss cause Im busting and figure they may want to talk for ages or some shit
well they take me through the door and boom I am up for a random piss test
we jump in the van and far cough down to where they do them and they say
heres a cup go piss over there
the dunny is in full view of the two screws and I have no piss left in me
I will finish this later as I have to go to
lol
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Post by Nats on Nov 22, 2016 20:37:25 GMT
there was this one time in prison I had just sat down to eat my breakfast and the loud speaker says for me to report to the guard office after breakfast so I stop at the toilet and take a piss cause Im busting and figure they may want to talk for ages or some shit well they take me through the door and boom I am up for a random piss test we jump in the van and far cough down to where they do them and they say heres a cup go piss over there the dunny is in full view of the two screws and I have no piss left in me I will finish this later as I have to go to lol Bet you have a few funny stories tell from when you were in there, |
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Post by andri on Nov 22, 2016 22:58:41 GMT
Just one full story will do right now lol
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2016 23:55:05 GMT
Do you know - I cannot think of any funny little stories at the moment. How sad is that?  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2016 4:50:28 GMT
well think harder then  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2016 4:53:06 GMT
Okay Hayzoose! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2016 4:53:21 GMT
there was this one time in prison I had just sat down to eat my breakfast and the loud speaker says for me to report to the guard office after breakfast so I stop at the toilet and take a piss cause Im busting and figure they may want to talk for ages or some shit well they take me through the door and boom I am up for a random piss test we jump in the van and far cough down to where they do them and they say heres a cup go piss over there the dunny is in full view of the two screws and I have no piss left in me I will finish this later as I have to go to lol I will finish this later I am going to watch the news crash out
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Post by andri on Nov 23, 2016 19:09:49 GMT
Years ago my brother and I took his alsatian for a walk. As we rounded the corner this magpie comes running out towards us,which sent the dog barking so my bro had to restrain him on his leesh. The magpie gets within 2 feet of us and says "HELLO" lol It frightened the dog silly and had us in fits of laughter. We later found out that the magpie was a family pet named zebra.
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Post by andri on Dec 11, 2016 4:16:11 GMT
Well I'm sure one day this story will be funny but it certainly ain't right now lol
Dave and our sons were you tubing last night and came across a car cleaning hack to clean headlight casings.
They went for a drive today and purchased some sandpaper. You lightly sand up on the grain then sideways against the grain,changing out your sand paper to a course thread as you go. Then you buff polish off with a car buffer and viola. Beautiful clean headlight casings.
It didn't bloody work and now one car headlight is opaque while the other is normal and clear. :/ Nongs!
I said to them anyone would know you dont sandpaper plastic". I dont beleive they believed the youtube hack. Later I will post a pick of my poor car lol
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Post by andri on Dec 11, 2016 4:33:48 GMT
They're in the garage cracking up right now after I took a photo lol. Attachments:
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2016 4:56:54 GMT
 Sorry I shouldn't laugh but really - I'm shaking my head.
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Post by andri on Dec 11, 2016 5:30:40 GMT
Monkey see monkey do lol
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2016 23:48:54 GMT
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